After seeing an advertising about how anybody can command an invading army, young Don resolves to form his own motley squad to conquer the universe. Along with him are the aloof Pepu and the gaming-obsessed Chiku, albeit the worth of their membership is debatable. The crew's novice captain, aided by his two henchmen, sets his sights on their first target: Earth. According to the guidelines, Earth should be a straightforward enough target, but the situation quickly spirals out of hand. As it turns out, persuading almost seven billion people to simply roll over and accept their new king is a difficult task. After being brushed off by the entire human population, Don and his squadron make contact.